I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“A neurosurgeon, why would you need one?”

After her emotions had calmed down a bit, Ai Mi sat on the sofa in the living room while holding a stuffed dolphin in her arms, puzzled by my request.

After a lot of drama, she finally admitted our sibling relationship. But she still wasnt quite used to this sudden change, so she still often calls me “manservant” during our conversations. It was only when I narrowed my eyes to point out to her she called me wrong, did she reluctantly call me brother with a pout.

“So… your brothers friend has a brain tumor and needs a highly skilled surgeon to save him.”

Since Ai Mi was always reluctant to call me brother, I had to refer to myself as her brother since I was determined to be one.

“What friend?” Ai Mi looked at me with vigilance, “If its the violent girl, just let her die.”

Was it a misperception, but why do I feel that Ai Mis dislike for Xiao Qin has increased after learning that we were siblings.

“Its not Xiao Qin, its a guy from my school.”

“Why are you doing him such a big favor, do you owe him money?”

“I dont think you can just leave someone to die.”

“Hmph, a good Samaritan. You dont usually come to me to make reports, but you come when youre friend is in trouble. Do you only know my worth when you need me?”

“Thats not true.” I frowned, “Usually, even if I come over often, you dont have time for me. Saving a life is better than anything, so will you help your brother?”

“Im not going to help.” Ai Mi pressed her little chin against the back of the plush dolphin while crossing her legs.

“You were just using despicable means to make me call you brother, and now youre begging me for a favor… Im not that good-tempered.”

Despicable means? I wasnt pretending earlier when I was going to leave. If you didnt run over to stop me, I might have never come back.

But on the flip side, if Ai Mi wasnt sure if my actions were real or fake, it meant she cared about me enough to stop me.

“Just call a doctor over.” I unconsciously softened my tone.

Ai Mi switched to pressing her cheek against the plush dolphin and ignored me.

“I heard from Peng TouSi that your mothers company has a lot of skillful physicians, can you borrow one of them? Ever since you drove your personal doctor away, Peng TouSi has been acting as the doctor, but hes not a professional! You should just keep the borrowed doctor as your personal doctor.”

Ai Mi made a face and stuck her tongue out with a “I hate you” look.

“Then what should I do to have you bring a doctor here.”

I had no choice but to ask in a defeated tone.

Ai Mi tapped her chin with her index finger as she looked up at the ceiling. After thinking for a while, she said mischievously:

“Ill do you a favor if you get under the carpet.”

“Eh, as long as I get under the carpet?”

“And roll yourself up with the carpet like a Mexican burrito.”

I hesitated, “Uhh… is there a connection between… me turning into a burrito, and you hiring a doctor?”

“No connection, but I will be happy.” Ai Mi said bluntly, “You made me suffer by forcing me to call you brother, so I wont help you if you dont let me release my pent up resentment.”

“As long as I roll myself up, youll get a doctor and you wont back out?”

I confirmed.

“I always keep my word, manservant… brother, are you going to do it or not. If you dont want to, then Ill go back on my word right now.”

Its fine, I could just take it as playing with my sister.

I went to the edge of the room and laid flat on my back. Then I lifted the carpet that was underneath me and did a quick roll until the carpet was wrapped around me.

“Is this okay?” I asked Ai Mi, looking up from the carpet.

Ai Mi shook her head and said, “No, its not tight enough, its too loose.”

I squirmed like a maggot until the carpet wrapped even more tightly around my body, damn it was hot.

“What about now?” I asked.

“Hey, show a little more dedication, okay?” Ai Mi said without even looking, “Roll yourself around two more time. You have to be wrapped up tight to the extent that you cant get out without help.”

I had no choice but to roll around two more times until the thick and heavy carpet incapacitated me.

I stared sluggishly at the ceiling chandelier as I struggled to catch my breath, and asked again, “Now it should be fine?”

Ai Mi tossed the plush dolphin onto the sofa, then she walked towards me with brisk steps.

Hey, dont walk this way so casually, cant you see I have a low field of view right now? Since your skirt is so short, I would be able to see everything under the skirt, dont get any closer.

I thought Ai Mi would stop by my head, but she didnt and stepped over my head. I was too shocked I couldnt close my eyes in time, and as a result, I saw my sisters pink panties under her skirt.

After Ai Mi stepped over my head, she stood on top of my belly like it was natural. But since there were several layers of carpet, plus the fact she was light, I didnt really feel much pressure.

Ai Mi, who was lacking athletic genes, stretched out her arms to maintain balance. After getting used to it, she stood on my belly and said to me condescendingly:

“Hmph, you think I wont be mad anymore because you rolled yourself up? Do you think it would be that easy? Im going to punish you!”

She said as she jumped up and down like she was on a trampoline.

Damn this kid really knows how to fool around. Your brothers stomach is about to explode! Good thing theres carpet in between and I could just barely hold on if I flex my abs, but its still uncomfortable.

Ai Mi kept jumping up and down while yapping.

“Damn manservant, do you think your status changes because youre my brother? Im going to trample you to death.”

Ai Mi happily jumped up and down. I endured the shocks on my belly as I closed my eyes in resignation.

Its not really painful, I mainly closed my eyes so I wouldnt be looking up under her skirt.

Ai Mi bounced twenty times or so before she got tired. She stood still on my belly to catch her breath, then she shifted her feet around to find a better position.

No, not good, dont step there with your feet! There might be a thick carpet in between, but thats where my little friend is! It feels weird having it brushed with my sisters feet.

Ai Mi didnt realize it, and prepared to jump again after a short rest.

Wait, dont jump! My abs can block the impact if you jump on my stomach, but my family member down there doesnt have any muscles! Not to mention the fact my eggs are also there, do you want your brother to be a chicken without any eggs?

“Ai Mi, stop, stop!” I said in a hurry, “Not there, if you want to keep playing, change a spot. Come a little forward back on top of my belly.”

At first, she didnt understand my words, but then she immediately covered her mouth and laughed and said:

“Huh, so that means this isnt your belly. Then where exactly is it and why cant I jump on it.”

“You cant because its dangerous and a life is in danger.”

Ai Mi became smug when she saw my forehead covered with sweat.

“So, it seems like Im standing on my bro-thers baby. And my bro-ther seems like hes enjoying it and thinks his sisters feet is very comfortable…”

“Whos comfortable, Im afraid! Also, whats up with the uncomfortable pause between the word brother?”

As if dissatisfied with what I said, Ai Mi used her left foot for support as she grinded the spot underneath her right foot like she was crushing a cockroach.

Hey, hey, my little friend isnt a cockroach. It might not look cute, but it isnt a pest. If you keep rubbing it with your foot, it will turn even uglier.

Out of revenge, Ai Mi kept stepping on me viciously while enjoying my expression.

“Hmph, youre not allowed to command me even if youre my brother. I dont care what conflicts you have with mom, but you must always be loyal to me.”

Its not that I didnt think about flipping my body around and shaking off Ai Mi, but for one thing the carpet was wrapped too tightly and I had trouble moving, and for another, I was worried that Ai Mi would fall down. Even if she doesnt get hurt, she would get angrier, and then my previous efforts would have been in vain.

At this time, Ai Mis cell phone, which was still on her bed in her bedroom, suddenly rang.

“What a bummer, whos calling me right now.”

Ai Mi jumped off me and the opposing force made me roll my eyes in pain.

“A date? Keep dreaming, go and eat shit.”

From the tone of her voice and contents of the call, I could deduce it was Kyle who had called.

“Also, speak to me in English in the future, youre speaking in a different dialect and I cant understand you.”

“What, you can re-learn Mandarin for me? Thats not necessary, but please hurry up and go die for me.”

Ai Mi used her poisonous tongue to lecture Kyle as she walked back and sat on my stomach, using her brother as a cushion.

After hanging up the phone, Ai Mi turned her head to look at me who was already red in the face and dripping with sweat.

“Well, Im a little less angry now.” Ai Mi said, “You smell so sweaty, go to the bathroom and take a shower.”

“So the matter of getting a doctor…” it was still my main concern.

“Well, since you went through all that effort, I promise you I will try to get a doctor within three days. But let me be frank, they might be a first-class American doctor, but Im not responsible if they cant cure your friend.”