I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

quaintances, but Ill still sue you for defamation.”

I couldnt help but interject.

Zhuang Ni locked eyes with me without any fear, “As far as I know, there are at least three drugs you can use to violate the class leader and she wouldnt remember…”

Where did you learn this unpleasant knowledge? Why would a girl need to know about those drugs, or was using drugs on the class leader a backup plan for you?

At this point, the front desk guy, Zhuang Nis cousin, came back from the washroom and Zhuang Ni gave back his spot. She told me sit on the sofa in the hall as she sat next to me.

“Class leader, dont come over. I want to interrogate of Ye Lin individually. He will definitely give something away if he did do it.”

“Ask away.” I didnt do anything wrong so I wasnt afraid.

“Ye Lin, I have to first state that I hate you very much.”

“Eh, this has nothing to do with interrogation, right?”

“Its indeed unrelated, but every time I see your parallelogram eyes and corgi-like short legs, it makes me instinctively disgusted.”

Thats enough, my eyes are indeed long and narrow, but not to the extent of parallelograms.

“Well, the interrogation will officially begin. Please dont think and answer my questions as quickly as possible, can you do that?”

“Just ask your questions.”

“Red or black, which color do you prefer?”

“Huh, what?”

“Dont interrupt, answer my question.”

“Then… black.”

“Apples or oranges, which fruit do you like better?”

“Apples.”

Zhuang Ni spoke faster and faster.

“Swimming or running, which one do you like better?”

“Running, of course.” Because I cant swim.

“Language or politics, which class do you like better?”

“Neither.”

“No, you have to choose one.”

“Then… language.”

“Ketamine or ecstasy, which drug do you prefer to use?”

“Ketamine…” I replied mindlessly.

“Guilty!” Zhuang Ni suddenly screamed, she turned her head to the class leader, “Ye Lin drugged you with ketamine. Thats the true face of men, how disgusting.”

That was a setup. I only mindlessly answered ketamine because it sounded cooler.

“Zhuang Ni, stop making pointless struggles.” The class leader pointed out, “Ye Lin might not be smart, but you wont find anything when he hasnt actually done it.”

Zhuang Ni was unwilling to give up. She pushed the class leader aside because she interfered with the interrogation, then came back and continued to say to me.

“Ye Lin, confess. “

Confess what, Im innocent.

“Since you say youre innocent, then you short-legged pervert, what exactly did you do to the class leader yesterday in your room.”

“Hey, I heard you call me a short-legged pervert.”

“Thats not important, I like to call you that.”

“I think youre the real pervert for tricking Gong CaiCai to come out here and touching her boobs.”

“It doesnt matter, you can call me pervert if you like. Please confess what you did to the class president last night, did you sleep in the same bed?”

I thought about it and the most memorable thing about last night was that the black cat “pussy” who came unannounced.

So I nodded and said, “We did sleep in the same bed, but…”

Zhuang Ni instantly looked at me with her murderous eyes, “Ive never even had the chance to sleep on the same bed with the class leader.”

And then she pressed on, “You bastard, you probably already did everything you could to her.”

“No, I didnt.” I felt a little nervous under the gaze of Zhuang Ni, then I slightly stammered: “After she called me onto the bed, the class leader did nothing, she was playing with pussy the whole time…”

“Play… playing with pussy.” Zhuang Nis eyes widened and she had an astonished look on her face.

I didnt realize it and continued: “Yes, but I didnt do anything. The class leader played with herself while I was watching from the side.”

“You… you were just watching from the side.”

“Yeah.” I complained, “The class president played by herself most of the night. I felt bored and went to sleep first.”

“You… were bored?”

“Of course its boring.” I said with lack of interest.

Zhuang Ni rolled her eyes back from shock, then she shouted at me and the class leader, “The two of you are perverts!”

“What?”

The class leader was also confused.

Zhuang Ni stood up from the sofa and swayed as if she had low blood pressure. She held her forehead to calm herself down, then she said to us with resentment.

“Just now you said I was perverted… but you two are the real perverts.”

“Class leader, I was wrong about you.” Zhuang Ni trembled, “You actually played with your pussy in front of Ye Lin? The reason why nothing happened between two of you is not because of self-control, but because Ye Lin is sexually indifferent.”

“The class leader played with her pussy and you didnt react, are you even a man?”

The class leader and I were speechless.

“Um, pussy refers to a cat.” I reminded.