My Billionaire couch potato.
Chapter 7: \"I think she likes you.\"
The men leave after they have explained the terms of the agreement to me.
”You are not to tell anyone of the existence of this agreement, not under any circumstances. ”
Apparently the man on the chair is my couch potato and I am not to tell anyone he is a couch potato because of his secret identity.
What secret identity you might ask?
Well I don know.
I feel so confused right now.
”Did your men fix the door at least? ”
He sits on the couch, scrunching his face up in distaste and something that looks a lot like disgust.
His eyes land on me and I feel that chill go down my spine again.
What is it with me and that reaction today?
”Does your couch always feel this bad to sit on? ”
His voice is like a cold bath on a winter night.
Appealing in a way, in a crazy way, but dangerous all the same. The same way a cold bath on a winter night will probably give you a cold that finally kills you.
I don know what to give him as an answer to his question so I simply keep quiet and try to think of an answer instead.
A pillow hits me straight in the face and the force it carries makes me stumble a little.
I blink and look at the direction it came from to see someone glaring at me. Menacingly, like hell rip my head off if I give him the wrong answer.
”Didn I ask you a question? ”
Each word is said through clenched teeth and with a whole lot of anger on an already menacing face.
”You did….. did. ”
Now Im stuttering like a fool.
”Do you give answers to questions or not? ”
I don stutter when I give my answer now.
”I do, but I also asked you a question and I didn answer. What are you going to do about my door? ”
He looks really angry, but I don really care.
Im annoyed.
Pissed even.
First, Im dragged out of the bathroom with barely anything on and then this ass is delivered to me as a couch potato.
Is my life that much of a joke?
I look at him and he looks at me, glaring like some disgruntled child.
Idiot.
I sneer as the word pops into my head and he picks up his phone at the same time.
He begins to place a call.
Better.
I turn and walk back into my room to get all the information in my head sorted out.
I would have phoned Roxanne and informed her of my current dilemma, but shes a bitch and she wouldn have picked up my call anyways.
She doesn talk to me outside of school, even on the phone.
The sigh that comes out of me is one I would have liked to hear again.
”You
e so stupid Alex.
”
I have admitted that numerous times, to myself, to others, willingly or unwillingly, but recently Ive been doing it willingly. I am stupid.
I mean who else gets a man as a couch potato if it isn someone that is utterly stupid?
Who agrees to have a fully grown man as a couch potato if not me?
I should have called the cops the moment they came in.
I should have screamed louder, jumped through the window and run all the way to the police station….. where id have probably been arrested and detained for indecent exposure and running around in only a towel.
Okay maybe thats not such a good idea.
Jumping out of the window would have made the towel fly off too and Id have landed like a splat of nude on the sidewalk. The neighbors would have called the cops and I would have been taken to a mental facility.
So maybe getting the living couch potato wasn such a streak of bad luck after all.
Maybe its a blessing in disguise?
I stupidly feel my hopes lift at that, my heart becomes light and fluttery and i allow myself a few moments to dream.
I can imagine it.
Me and my couch potato, going to school together.
Him being this hulking mass of meat and muscle behind me, except that he wouldn be the bouncer type.
Hed be this stunningly handsome guy, with long legs, and a broad chest, and that beautifully formed face thats always in a menacing scowl. His hair would also give off that menacing aura too, its cut short and always has a strand or two sticking out.
He would beat all those little shits to a pulp and my life would go great.
Maybe he would beat up Gerlad too, or on second thoughts maybe not. That would be too risky and I need to make sure my mother is safe.
The door to my room slams against the wall as it is kicked open and i snap out of my thoughts/
I blink.
”Fifty dollars. ”
I quirk an eyebrow up at that and take a closer look at the deranged lunatic I had just been thinking of.
Daydreaming of rather.
This guy doesn look like someone that would follow me to school or be my knight in shining armor.
”Fifty dollars for the door? ”
My voice comes out unclear and shaky.
He ignores me and I look at him.
We both look at each other.
He can really be expecting me to……
He can .
I swallow and he keeps me pinned under his glare.
”I don have any money to fix the door, Im not the one who broke it. ”
There, the words are out.
He sneers.
”I don live in slums that have faulty doors. ”
”Then maybe your men shouldn have broken it. ”
I see his jaw tighten.
”They aren my men. They came to deliver your couch potato.. ” the last two words are said with an edge of disgust in his tone ” and in the process of doing that, your door suffered some minor damages. ”
I scoff.
Hes explaining this like I don know my door suffered ”some damages ”. It was freaking taken down.
The door is laying on the floor in the living room.
”I understand what happened to my door. ”
He nods.
”Then go fix it. ”
”I never said Id pay for the damages. I didn make them. ”
He only tilts his head to the side.
”You realize you signed a legally binding contract right? ”
I nod because I did.
”That contract is still in effect, so if you don want to spend the rest of your time in jail or working as a drug courier, get the door fixed. ”
He walks out, back to the couch and leaves me with a million and one questions running through my head.
To begin with,
What did he just say?
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