My Demon King Plush

e Demon Management Bureau.
Although he was said to be single minded in the world of cultivators, his ability to observe words and nuance wasn’t bad.

Baiju was acquainted with his own thoughts and touched his nose with a guilty conscience.
He was indeed prepared before to abandon this job for various reasons at any time; but this idea seemed to have not appeared for a while.

After thinking about it carefully, Baiju seemed to realise that he was about to make a proclamation of love again, so he coughed slightly, looked at Xiao Yao's eyes seriously, and said in a quiet voice, “Well, now…the affairs of the Demon Management Bureau are also my family’s business.”

Xiao Yao was caught off guard by being prodded by the romancing of the old dog, and couldn't help but stretch out his arm and shake Baiju's neck, “Then you can be regarded as a competent housewife.”

Baiju gaped, “…house, wife?”

Xiao Yao smiled and asked in a quiet voice, “Why, what was Bai’ge thinking?”

Baiju's mind exploded with a bang.
Obviously he was thinking, what was he thinking? Was it like that? Did you want to go to bed and try? No, no, no, no, I haven’t even gone to my parents for their blessing yet, not good, not good, not good, not good.

Baiju blushed and hugged Xiao Yao, thinking all the way, but when he spoke, what was said and what was thought did not align, “You must get the houndstooth first…”

Xiao Yao, ? ? ?
Xiao Yao was lost, “What does this have to do with a houndstooth?”

Baiju whispered, “Get the blessing first, I’ll teach you the techniques, and then…after that, try dual cultivation.”

Xiao Yao, “…”
In a dignified manner, he tried rile Baiju up, happily flirting, but he didn't expect that Baiju would actually plan to take him all the way.

This question was beyond the syllabus.
Xiao Yao's brain was blank for a while, then he broke through his thoughts a little, “…Bai’ge, how do you call a Demon King’s wife?”

Baiju was taken aback for a moment, and said uncertainly, “Ah…Mrs.
Yazhai, right?”

Xiao Yao's expression was hard to describe, and he couldn't bring up any fault with his thinking.

Baiju thought for a while, and then continued, “I don't know.
In the past there were very few demon king wives.
When I travelled, they usually were addressed as Mrs.
so-and-so directly.
I don't know what the outside world called them.”

Xiao Yao somewhat admired Baiju's ability to plan to go all the way with him while still being able to control his mind.
After a short pause, he tentatively asked the old white dog, “Speaking of which, Bai’ge, have you ever had um…that? Did you enjoy any beauties when you were the Demon King before?”

Baiju understood, he vaguely hesitated, and whispered awkwardly, “Why do you ask…”

Xiao Yao sighed, intellectually he felt that it was meaningless to ask, but emotionally, he always felt that he would be dissatisfied if he didn't ask, “I just want to confirm whether I need to experience any jealousy for the past thousands of years.”

Baiju breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, “Oh, then you don't have to be jealous, I haven't.”
The old white dog grabbed Xiao Yao’s ears, “I thought you wanted to make a joke.
I have no experience…When I started to be a mountain god, I hadn’t even grown up yet, so I didn’t have any thoughts or impulses in these aspects.
Mountain gods are full of virtues and my Daoism gradually took shape, naturally there wasn't much physical lust.”

Xiao Yao moved his legs when he heard his answer, and somewhat understood.
Ordinary cultivators like him had less physiological needs than ordinary people, and he himself didn’t even feel the common morning physiological phenomena, not to mention Baiju's cultivating power.
This phenomenon didn’t mean that there was a problem with their ability to perform.
In fact, it was only because that lust was also a kind of energy, which could be spontaneously transformed into more practical energy during their daily practice.

In understanding this, Xiao Yao also realized that the jealousy he had secretly felt before was really for no reason.
He patted Baiju's arm and changed the subject.
Xiao Yao pointed to the fluorescent creatures in the sea that began to flow along the tide, and reminded him, “Bai’ge, the scenic moment is coming.”

Baiju raised his head when he heard the words, and saw the looming fluorescence rising and falling on the sea from a distance.

The place where their boat was located was in a relatively deep bay.
Outside where the fluorescent fish tours gathered, and where other viewing boats from the island couldn't reach.

Baiju looked at the little fish in the ocean that were like stars in the sky.
He was a little excited, and urged Xiao Yao, “Yao Yao, do you want to go into the sea to watch?”

Xiao Yao was a little surprised, “Go into the sea? Shall we go down in a boat and have a look?”

The old white dog chuckled, shoved the little boyfriend into his arms, turned over and stepped on the railing without saying a word, jumping down, “Of course I mean going in the sea!”

A transparent air current rose from under Baiju's feet, and spread rapidly upwards before the two of them fell on the sea, and in a flash, the two of them were enveloped.

The sea water quickly surrounded the air ball and Xiao Yao was hugged by Baiju.
They dived into the sea inside the air pocket and in an instant, there were small fluorescent fish swimming with the waves with their tails swung in all directions, densely covering them like the starry sky in the dark night.

The author has something to say:
Undersea starry sky small romantic get√
It's not just Yao Yao who wants to have sex

Here, you can learn some Chinese about….ancient wives (very useful everyday stuff y'know):
– 我的家事了 is what Baiju calls the Demon Management Bureau's affairs, Xiao Yao runs it, so it's literally 'my family/house's affairs'.
– So Xiao Yao calls him 局长夫人 which is literally what one would call a wife of a household EXCEPT 局 means 'bureau' not 'household' (cuz he runs a bureau…not a house).
– In a literal sense, none of 局长夫人 actually means 'wife'; it's literally 'the husband's person who manages the bureau', quite non-binary (except for the husband part, I guess), but historically, in context…it means 'wife'.
– 夫人, furen (if you've watched a historical drama, they say this every 2 fucking seconds when talking to someone's wife), is what Baiju started getting frisky over.
It's literally 'husband person', Chinese tends to drop the 's so it's actually the 'husband's person', again…'wife'.
But of course to be a 夫人 one must be married and after marriage….well…/wiggles eyebrows
– 压寨夫人 is what Baiju thinks the Demon King's wife might be called.
Instead of 'managing the bureau' like in 局长夫人, 压寨 means 'holding down the fort'.
Lesson end! If you want the piyin, uh, copy-paste into Google translate, I'm going to bed.