Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

at the liquid from Stone Statue Fungus solidifies, I realized that it’s a really powerful and convenient glue stick, so I collected some, and they did indeed proved to be useful!

“I used the sticky liquid from Stone Statue Fungus to stick the Slit-mouthed Anaconda’s fangs on my leather armor and combat boots, which increased my friction.
Like this, we can climb this smooth wall.
When we return to the cliff, our fighting strength will be reduced to at most 50% because of the anti-radiation armor, while the Heaven Realm fighters will have their fighting strength reduced to barely 20% or 30%.
Mr.
Hu, when you round off the numbers, your chances of winning will be pretty good.”

Qin Hu scratched his moustache and mumbled, “Brat, you sure know a lot of deviant tricks.”

Meng Chao grinned.
“Are you regretting being too indulgent of your brother-in-law’s wilfulness now? With such a genius harvester like me around, Prosperous might have become really powerful and climbed to great heights.”

Qin Hu cackled and said smugly, “That’s where you’re wrong.
Even though I find it a slight pity, I don’t regret my actions at all.
Even if that bastard Shen Rongfa really causes Prosperous to go bankrupt, I won’t care.”

Meng Chao was dumbfounded.
“Why?”

“You don’t understand.
My wife knows her brother’s character.
The more trouble Shen Rongfa causes, the more she will feel as if she let me down, and she’ll be gentler to me!”

Qin Hu looked at him smugly.
“For years, my wife had the say in my house, and it has been especially so during the past two years, when she went through her menopause.
Those days were hell.

“But over the past half a year, it was revealed that her brother had created a foul atmosphere in the company.
She knows that he’s in the wrong, so I became in control of the house again, and now, I can stand up straight in front of her.

“Anyway, harvesting is just my part-time job.
My main job is still taking missions and killing monsters.
Using a measly company to get harmony in the family is such a good deal that you don’t know how worthwhile it is.
I’m living the best of my life right now, so why should I regret it?”

“…” Meng Chao sucked in a deep breath and said, “You’ve stated multiple times in the harvesting circle that you’re in a terrible fix because of me and my dad and that your company is suffering major losses.
You even said that you want to kill us.
What’s with that?”

“Duh.
If I didn’t say that, how would my wife know just how many problems her brother caused me? How would she be as gentle to me as she was when she was seventeen?”

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The more Qin Hu spoke, the more vigorous he became.
“Besides, if I make it sound like the company’s financial situation is really bad, my wife will know that we’re going through harsh times, and she won’t buy handbags on a whim all the time!

“Anyway, this is the survival wisdom that middle-aged men gain.
You don’t understand it, do you? Hahahaha!”

Meng Chao fell silent.
He buried his head and continued to work.

Soon, he created two more anti-radiation leather pieces that were covered by the Slit-mouthed Anaconda’s sharp teeth.

Qin Hu jumped up full of life.

At that moment, they heard an explosion above their heads.

Boom!

The sound of the earth-shattering explosion pierced through the layers of obstruction formed by the subsurface plasma and reached their ears.
It sounded like a rumble of thunder during an afternoon in summer.

The two of them looked at each other, and they could see the shock in each other’s eyes.

Qin Hu mumbled, “They even used the crystal bombs to explode crystal mines?Aren’t they afraid of making the cave collapse or burning through all the oxygen? They’ll just make everyone die together!”

Thud! Thud! Thud!

Soon after the explosion, five burnt corpses fell from above and landed in the depths of the subsurface plasma.

They were all swept down by the explosion on the cliff.

The Slit-mouthed Anacondas which had been patrolling in the subsurface plasma immediately pounced forward and fought each other over the corpses.
They tore them apart and ate them.

As they watched numerous Slit-mouthed Anacondas squirm around while they ate, Meng Chao and Qin Hu felt chills crawl down their spines.

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Then, they thanked their lucky stars that they had not thought about fighting against each other.
Otherwise, neither of them would have been able to escape becoming the Slit-mouthed Anacondas’ food.

At that moment, another mutilated corpse fell down.

Meng Chao moved quickly once he saw it.
He flung his chain saber forward and pulled the corpse in midair before the Slit-mouthed Anacondas—they were already looking up—could get it.

A few Slit-mouthed Anacondas opened their mouths at them in displeasure and hissed in a show of force.

“Damn it! Do you really think that I won’t dare to cut all of you down, trash?!” Qin Hu glared at them and took a step forward.
He brought his saw-toothed saber above his head and gave off a really fierce presence.

The Slit-mouthed Anacondas hesitated for a moment before they dragged the food they had obtained back into the subsurface plasma.

Qin Hu sighed in relief.
He turned his head around and said, “He’s dead, and a corpse is just a pile of foul-smelling flesh.
There’s no need for you to grab a corpse and stir up the fierce nature of so many Slit-mouthed Anacondas.”

Meng Chao nodded.
“I know.
Mr.
Hu, look.
Who is this?”

Qin Hu drew closer.
He spat into his palm and rubbed the corpse’s contorted face.
Then, with a grave voice, he said, “Li Xin?”

That was right.
The mutilated and badly battered corpse was the ace gunslinger Li Xin, who was a four-star superhuman.

He was dead.

Even if he had reached Heaven Realm, he was still cut in half at the waist and badly battered by the explosion.
He was even swept off the cliff by the impact wave, which led to his organs spilling out.
There was no way he could have survived that.

Even a Heaven Realm elite died in the dark world.

There were only a few who could survive the battle on the cliff.

Meng Chao couldn’t care less about that right now.

He removed the Sam Brown Belt bound around Li Xin’s chest and back to check how many guns and bullets he had in the rifle case made of tanned superbeast leather.