The Scum Shou’s Survival Guide

r what happened to you?”

Qin Yi pursed his lips and glanced over at Ye Ming who was ‘in the dark,’ and said in a low voice, “I’m okay.” He’d accidentally said his own name when he first woke up, but it was better for others to not know that he had possessed this body. 

And so two people who had started off at different places reached a rare agreement.

Xie He withdrew his hands and put them in his pockets before smilingly saying, “That’s good.
You’ll need to stay in the hospital for observation.
If everything goes well, you’ll be able to go back in two days.”

Ye Ming let out a sigh of relief and politely sent out Xie He and the nurse before returning back to the ward.

He stayed silent for a while, brewing his emotions, before tearfully bursting out to Qin Yi, “What’s going on with you? Darling, did you get a concussion? Have you forgotten everything? Even me?! What were you talking about earlier?” 

This set of tearful accusations and dramatic outbursts were truly unbearable!

Qin Yi: “…” He’d been feeling quite guilty at first, but somehow, after seeing Ye Ming like this, he couldn’t bring himself to feel guilty anymore.

The corners of his mouth twitched.
After an excruciating amount of time, Qin Yi spat out one word, “Sorry.”

Ye Ming put on an even though you’ve forgotten me, I’ll never leave you look and said, “Forget it, go back with me.” 

Qin Yi mulled over it and said, “Thank you, but no need.” This world didn’t seem much different from his original world, he’d be able to survive on his own as he thought of ways to find Fang Xiao.

The corners of Ye Ming’s eyes immediately turned red, and he demanded, “Are you throwing me away?”

AHHH! I have to keep this time bomb by my side! How can I just let Qin Yi run around? What if he notices something? Or, what if he starts suspecting the truth behind the existence of his world? Or…no, no, no, I have to keep him next to me! I won’t be able to relax unless he’s in my line of sight!

The person in front of him was so ‘heartbroken’ that Qin Yi really couldn’t say no, “But…” 

“No buts, I’ll never let you go!” Ye Ming declared!

Qin Yi: “…”

And so, Ye Ming ignored Xie He’s directions to keep Qin Yi hospitalized for observation and took him home immediately! He didn’t feel safe letting Qin Yi stay in the hospital, it was better for him to stay out of contact with other people!

Ye Ming lived in a high-end apartment located downtown.
Even though it wasn’t a very large living space, it was more than enough for two people to clean up.
There were dirty socks at the end of the bed, and unwashed dishes in the sink.
It did not look good. 

Of course, it was quite a different image from the role of Fang Xiao he had once played.
Ye Ming gave a rare blush, feeling guilty, and pretended to not see the mess.
He hurried into the second bedroom and found a place suitable for human sleep before saying to Qin Yi, “You can stay in here.
Don’t worry, I won’t abandon you even if there are problems with your brain! Sometimes people with mental issues will think that they’re someone else.”

Qin Yi: “…” I think my brain is perfectly fine, I think you’re the one who has something wrong with his brain.

His gaze silently swept over the barely inhibitable house and looked at Ye Ming who was eagerly watching him.
He let out a breath and said in a low voice, “Thank you, I’ll stay here for now.”

He was still unfamiliar with this world and shouldn’t reject Ye Ming’s kindness without knowing his situation first.
But he wasn’t the type to eat and sleep for nothing.
He immediately rolled up his sleeves and started tidying up the room. 

The handsome and cold man had his sleeves rolled up to his elbows.
His slender legs were longer than his upper body, and he bent over to pick up the dirty clothes on the ground before throwing them into the washing machine.
He walked into the kitchen to wash the dishes which were dirty to the point of almost molding, and swept the crumbs under the table into the trash.
It didn’t take long for the house to be clean and tidy.

Ye Ming watched on with tears welling up in his eyes…both happy and scared.

He was happy because no one had cleaned up the house since Yue Ling had fallen into a coma.
He’d missed the times when Yue Ling was home, and the movement of Qin Yi’s back was exactly the same as before, which made him feel both happy and relieved.
What was the difference between a silent Qin Yi or Yue Ling doing housework?

But he was scared because…he’d suddenly come up with a very terrifying conjecture.
Why did Yue Ling become Qin Yi when he woke up? Why were the two so similar? 

Generally speaking, even if someone gets amnesia after being hit on the head, they should still remember their own identity.
How could they suddenly become another person? Could it be that Qin Yi was Yue Ling? No, no, no, then… could it be that Qin Yi had something to do with Yue Ling?

This must be a system conspiracy! And 888 didn’t even bother to warn him! He’d misjudged 888, wuwuwu!

After Qin Yi finished cleaning, he turned back to see Ye Ming watching him with a complicated and nostalgic expression.
He couldn’t help but let out a sigh, and his expression softened a little.
“It’s getting late, you should rest early.”

He didn’t know what else he should say, so he turned around and headed back to his room. 

Ye Ming unblinkingly stared at the closed door of the second bedroom in front of him.
He suddenly had the strong urge to ask his husband to hold him to sleep.
The weather had been especially cold lately, and sleeping alone was neither warm or comfortable! But Yue Ling had turned into Qin Yi, so he had to make do with himself, sigh…

God, why?!